Tough Choice

Tough choice joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Tough Choice Joke

My wife just rang me.

She said, “The two kids want you to take them bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema.”

“It’s either one or the other,” I said, “otherwise it’s too expensive.”

“Okay,” she replied. “Which one do you prefer?”

I said, “David.”


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