I went to a costume party dressed as a harp.
The host asked me, “What are you dressed as?”
I told him, “I’m a harp.”
He said, “But your costume is too small to be a harp.”
I was incredibly offended, and asked him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
I went to a costume party dressed as a harp.
The host asked me, “What are you dressed as?”
I told him, “I’m a harp.”
He said, “But your costume is too small to be a harp.”
I was incredibly offended, and asked him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
