My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol.
He doesn’t drink, it’s just that he’s really bad at crossword puzzles.
Funny Short Jokes
If we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.
Anyway, check out our complete collection of short jokes below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.
Latest Really Funny Short Jokes:
Backwards Origami
Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards.
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
Short Poem
I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.
It’s not a long poem, but it’s deep.
Strange Cactus
I think there’s something wrong with the cactus I’m growing.
But I can’t put my finger on it.
Chess Champion
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Do Not Touch
There’s something that I don’t like about “DO NOT TOUCH” signs.
I just can’t put my finger on it.
Car Enthusiasts
How do two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
Audi, partner.
Crying Girl
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Electrical Cords
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Egotistical Machine
Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.
It’s always at the centre of a tension.
Onion Wallet
My wallet is like an onion.
When I open it, it makes me cry.
Time Travel Addiction
I used to be addicted to time travel.
But that’s all in the past now.
New Blindfold
I just bought a new blindfold.
I can’t see myself wearing it.
Quilts And Duvets
My wife said that quilts are better than duvets.
I told her to be careful making blanket statements like that.
Wind Color
What color is the wind?
Blew.
Nervous Bungee Jumper
Me: licking lips in anticipation I’m nervous. I’ve never done a bungee jump before.
Instructor: don’t lick my lips again.
