Funny Splitting Up Joke
I was in the park yesterday when I saw a tramp having a huge argument with his girlfriend on a bench. He suddenly stood up and poured his bottle of meths over the bench and set it on fire.
“What the heck are you doing?” I yelled at him.
He said, “She can leave me if she wants, but there’s no way she’s getting the house.”
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