Funny Death Bed Joke
A young woman is lying on her death bed close to the end. Her husband comes into the room and gently takes hold of her hand to comfort her.
The woman musters up what’s left of her strength and whispers, “Darling, I must come clean with you”.
The man hushes her, telling her to save her strength.
She ignores him and continues anyway telling him that she hasn’t been completely faithful to him and that she’s had multiple affairs with his brother, father, sister and uncle.
The man replies, “I know darling, why do you think I poisoned you?”
