Mormon Pick Up Lines

Members of the LDS church used to practice polygamy so presumably they had good chat up lines! And you’ll be Mormon-tarily lost for words at these hilarious Mormon pick up lines! In fact, they’re perfect for that Mormon-tous occasion of chatting up the girl of your dreams. So without further ado, we present to you the very finest Mormon pick up lines.

Practice these Mormon pick up lines religiously and you're sure to have success!

37 Funny Mormon Pick Up Lines

Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.

Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.

I’ve been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don’t have yours.

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.

Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?

Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.

I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

No, I’m not coveting. I intend to make you mine.

I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.

Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?

What’s your favorite temple? Mine is yours.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?

What’s a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder.

Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream. Precious above all others.

I think it’s time we moved out of the single’s ward, if you know what I mean.

My Liahona pointed to you.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.

You remind me of my three other wives.

Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?

Can I buy you a cup of Postum?

We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.

Wanna hold the priesthood?

You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2 – 3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.

I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

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