Bossy Man

A bossy man goes into a bar.

He orders everyone a round.

Bishop Walks Into A Bar

A bishop walks into a bar and walks straight up to the bartender.

The bartender says, “You can’t do that. Bishops can only move diagonally.”

Cheap Drinks

A guy walks into a bar and orders the finest Scotch.

The bartender pours him the drink and passes it to him saying, “That will be $2, Sir.”

The guy says, “Woah, that’s really cheap. You’re good people; I want to thank your manager. Where is he?”

The bartender replies, “In the hotel room, Sir, with my wife.”

The guy asks, “What’s he doing with your wife?”

“The same thing I’m doing with his business.”

A Bowl Of Cornflakes

A bowl of cornflakes walks into a bar.

The barman says, “Get out, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Food For Thought

A guy walks into a bar and throws a prawn cocktail at the bartender.

“And that’s just for starters”, he said.