Funny Work Jokes Archives

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.

At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting.

I quit my job as a postman on my first day, right after they handed me my first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and said, “This isn’t for me.”

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job…

But at least it puts food on the table.

I had a row with my boss yesterday lunchtime.

One of the perks of working near a boating lake…

Midwife for sale.

Can deliver.

The best job I ever had was as a demolition expert.

It was a blast.

My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I’ve ever met.

He’s a real smooth operator.

I quit my job to start a cloning business and it’s been great.

I love being my own boss.

I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.

My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”

Office Jokes & Humor

Funny Business Jokes

My friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.

He now sells smoothies.

“How long have you been chopping wood for?”

“I’m not sure. Let me check the logs.”

I’ve just got a new job as senior director at Old MacDonald’s farm.

I’m the CIEIO.

Working at home sucks…

If you’re a firefighter.

Funny Firefighter Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

I’m not bragging but I made six figures this year…

So they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory.

Any guy who plays heavy metal at work…

Is office rocker.

Today at work I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart.

I’ve been charged with a graph-aided assault.

Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?

They just pick it up as they go along.

I’ve started a boat building business in my attic.

The sails are going through the roof.

The job interviewer asked why they should give me the waiter’s job.

I said, “I bring a lot to the table”.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment …

Is that when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.