Stopped For Speeding

Speeding joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Speeding Joke

A guy got pulled over by a cop for speeding.

The cop said, “Do you know how fast you were going, Sir?”

The guy replied, “I was just trying to keep up with the traffic.”

The cop said, “There is no traffic, Sir.”

The guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am.”

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