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Speeding Ticket

July 12, 2024February 12, 2017 by LaffGaff
Speeding ticket joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Speeding Ticket Joke

I got pulled over for speeding by a woman police officer.

I almost talked my way out of it by telling her she looked stunning.

Then I messed up by saying, “And that’s not even the drink talking!”


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