A redneck’s father died in his sleep one night.
In the morning, when the redneck discovered the body he called 911 to come and pick it up.
The 911 operator said she would send someone out right away and asked, “Where do you live?”.
The redneck replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”
The operator then asked, “Can you spell that for me, please?
There was a long pause before the redneck finally said, “How ’bout if I drag him over to Oak Street and you pick him up there?”