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Ready To Retire

August 18, 2021June 23, 2020 by laffgaff

After 37 years I’m finally ready to retire with $5,000,000 I’ve accumulated through hard work, careful saving, living a life of simple means…

And the death of an uncle who left me $4,999,996.50.


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