Joke Of The Day

Leftover Food

As I was preparing to leave the restaurant, the waiter said to me, “Do you wanna box for your leftover food?”

I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”

Retired Boxer

A retired boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping.

“Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks.

“I tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time I get to the number nine I stand up.”

Mahogany Bowtie

My wife said she saw a bowtie made from solid mahogany.

She said she nearly bought it for me but she didn’t think I would wear it.

I replied “Wooden tie?”

Bad Movie

I don’t know why everyone is saying Cats (the movie) was bad.

They played it on my flight home and there were only two walkouts.