Professor X asks a girl, “What is your mutant power?”
The girl replies, “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”
She points up and says, “3 pulls.”
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
He says, “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”
The girl replies, “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics.”
Professor X, still standing: “Oh my God!”