Mutant Power

Professor X asks a girl, “What is your mutant power?”

The girl replies, “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says, “3 pulls.”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

He says, “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

The girl replies, “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics.”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my God!”

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