How To Catch An Elephant

My grandpa asked me one day if I know how to catch an elephant.

Of course, I didn’t, so he explained how:

He said I first need to dig a giant hole, big enough for the elephant to fall in and not be able to get out.

I then need to put a large amount of firewood in there and burn it all until it’s nothing but ash.

The last thing to do is to line the entire pit with green peas.

Now, when the elephant goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole!

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