Funny Salary Raise Joke
A maid wanted a raise in salary so she asked the lady of the house, who replied “Give me three good reasons why you should get a raise.”
The maid said, “Ok. One – I can cook better than you.”
The lady asked, “Who told you that?”
“Your husband” replied the maid. “Two – I can iron better than you.”
“Who told you that?” asked the lady indignantly.
“Your husband” replied the maid.
“Okay,” said the lady. “What’s the third reason?”
The maid said, “Three – I’m better in bed than you.”
This time the lady was furious. “Did my husband tell you that?” she shouted.
“No, the gardener did.”
The lady doubled the maid’s wages instantly.
