Give Me A Sentence

The teacher says to her class one day, “Give me a sentence starting with an ‘I’.”

Little Johnny says, “I is …”

The teacher interrupts and says, “Stop! You never put ‘is’ after an ‘I’. You should always put ‘am’ after an ‘I’.”

Little Johnny says, “Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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