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Weight Gain

August 18, 2021September 5, 2016 by laffgaff

Why do guys gain weight after they get married?

Because when they’re single, they come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.

When they’re married, they come home, see what’s in the bed, and go to the fridge.


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