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Marrying A Pencil

July 12, 2024June 16, 2016 by LaffGaff

Pencil joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Pencil Joke

I’ve fallen in love with a pencil and we’re getting married.

I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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