Definitely No Swimming

No swimming joke from LaffGaff.

Funny No Swimming Joke

I went fishing at the weekend and there was this guy splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

“It’s alright, buddy,” I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, “It says no swimming anyway“.

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