Three men were buried under a landslide in China.
They were inside a car when it happened, and miraculously still had cell phone connection.
The first man made a phone call to the police:
“I’m a good citizen and husband, please come save us!”
The police told him they would come for them in 24 hours.
The second man made a phone call to the army:
“Comrade, I served the country as you do, please get me out of here!”
The soldier told him they would come for them in 12 hours.
The final man made a phone call to someone, and made a whisper which the other two men couldn’t hear.
Within an hour, the men were dug out and rescued
A group of police officers walked up to the weary men:
“Alright, which one of you said Taiwan is a country?”
