Funny Romantic Husband Joke
A romantic wife sent a text to her husband one day. It read, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
The husband, a typically non-romantic man, replied, “I am on the toilet. Please advise…”
