Spiderman Jacket

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.

It’s a Pita Parka.

Straw User

I told my friend that he really shouldn’t be using a straw and he replied, “Yeah, I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment.”

I said, “Sure, there’s that…”

“But it’s just a really weird way of eating spaghetti.”

Diabetes Awareness

I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies…

Is this a trick question?

Flat Tire

What vegetable do you need when you get a flat tire?

A-spare-I-guess.

Today’s Special

I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, “Do you want to hear today’s special?”

I said, “Yes please.”

He said, “No problem sir. Today is special.”

Cold Espresso

What do you call an espresso with a cold?

Coughee.

Small Pepper

Why did the small pepper wear a sweater?

It was a little chili.

Archery Practice

Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn’t habanero.

Mirror Cheese

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.