Diabetes Awareness

I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies…

Is this a trick question?

Flat Tire

What vegetable do you need when you get a flat tire?

A-spare-I-guess.

Today’s Special

I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, “Do you want to hear today’s special?”

I said, “Yes please.”

He said, “No problem sir. Today is special.”

Small Pepper

Why did the small pepper wear a sweater?

It was a little chili.

Archery Practice

Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn’t habanero.