A selection of seemingly dirty riddles for adults but with innocent answersDirty Riddles For Adults

The answers to these seemingly dirty riddles for adults aren’t exactly what they appear to be.

Give them a try and see just how dirty your mind is!

Warning – be aware these riddles are only suitable for adults, not for kids.


What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A sponge.[/expand]

 

What four letter word that ends in “k” means the same as intercourse?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Talk.[/expand]

 

Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A ring.[/expand]

 

What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A toothbrush.[/expand]

 

You play with it at night in bed. you’re not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A smart phone.[/expand]

 

What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Her voice.[/expand]

 

What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]An elevator.[/expand]

 

What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Legs.[/expand]

 

I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I’ll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A dentist.[/expand]

 

What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Money.[/expand]

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A last name.[/expand]

 

What does a dog do that you can step into?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Pants.[/expand]

 

What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is really popular in the movie industry?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Popcorn.[/expand]

 

What four letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A fork.[/expand]

 

It’s fun to do but you hate knowing your parents do it too. What is it?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Facebook.[/expand]

 

What four letter word ends in “it” and can be found at the bottom of bird cages?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Grit.[/expand]

 

Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, but it drips if you aren’t careful. What is it?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A nose.[/expand]

 

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A seatbelt.[/expand]

 

What does a man have that gets bigger if it’s properly stimulated?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]The pupil of his eye.[/expand]

 

What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Toothpaste.[/expand]

 

What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Wrinkles.[/expand]

 

It involves a bed. Some people prefer it on top, while others prefer it on the bottom. What is it?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A bunk bed.[/expand]

 

I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]A coconut.[/expand]

 

What’s beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Grass.[/expand]

 

I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]An arrow.[/expand]

 

I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?

[expand title=”Reveal Answer”]Bubblegum.[/expand]


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