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Funny Chiropractor Jokes
Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.
But now I stand corrected.
Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?
It was about a weak back.
My masseuse rubs me the wrong way…
But my chiropractor cracks me up.
Three doctors are sitting on a park bench when a man limps past.
The first doctor sees him and says, “I’ve been a podiatrist for 10 years, and I bet $1000 that man has bone spurs.”
“No way!” says the chiropractor, “I’ve had my practice for 20 years and that is a clear-cut spinal issue. Can’t you see how crooked his back is?”
“Nope,” says the orthopedic surgeon. “I’ve had more training than both of you combined and I’m certain that this man has hip damage.”
The doctor’s arguing grew so loud that the man overheard them.
“Well gentlemen,” he said, “All four of us were wrong.”
“I thought it was a fart!”
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
My wife cracks me up.
She’s a great chiropractor.
My chiropractor and I got into this terrible fight in the middle of my neck treatment.
Now I have to spend the rest of my life looking over my shoulder.
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?
I have got loads of back issues.
Did you hear about the chiropractor who got in trouble with the IRS?
It was for back taxes.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip Pop.
What’s a chiropractor’s favorite band?
Spinal Tap.
I just can’t take chiropractors seriously.
Their whole profession cracks me up.
I’m having trouble getting into that new reality show about the chiropractors.
Way too much backstory.
My chiropractor’s pretty cool.
He’s real hip and always rolling joints.
My wife can’t function unless she visits the chiropractor.
I’m afraid she is addicted to crack.
Chiropractors are some of the most trustworthy people.
They’ve always got your back.
Today I went to see my chiropractor for an appointment.
He said to me, “I see your back.”
What do chiropractors do after the weekend?
They get backs to work.
You know what cracks me up?
Chiropractors.
My chiropractor told me he could cure my chronic back pain by pulling on my limbs.
After 12 visits without any reduction in pain, he finally told me he was only pulling my leg.
Why do chiropractors make good teammates?
They’ve always got your back.
Why was the chiropractor’s clinic called punctuation?
Because it’s a posture fee.
What did Huey Lewis say when he visited his chiropractor?
I need my hip to be square.
My chiropractor started talking politics today.
He was trying to see which way I was leaning.
Just walked into a pub full of chiropractors.
It’s very clicky.
My friend quit his job as a chiropractor.
Said it was too backbreaking and wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
Got into a fight with my chiropractor and didn’t go to him for 5 years
When I finally forgave him and returned he said, “I’m so happy to see your back.”
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
Due to Covid my chiropractor sent most of his staff home.
His office is run by a skeleton crew.
Can you think of something more ironic than being a gay chiropractor?
Choosing a career in which your job is to make people straight again.
What do you call a chiropractor that loves his job?
A crack addict.
“But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor?”
“Oh, it’s just a hunch…”
What do you call two chiropractors who’ve got each other’s backs?
Vertebros.
My girlfriend and I were moving each others comic book collection and now we both have to see a chiropractor.
Because we both have back issues.
David was working in the garden and his back starting bothering him.
He went inside and told his wife that he thought he may have done something to his spine.
Sure enough he couldn’t stand upright without being in pain.
“Call the doctor, Jane.”
“No, no. Go see my chiropractor, he will fix you up good.”
“Jane, your chiropractor is a fraud. He’s stealing your money and pulling your leg.”
“Don’t be silly, I’ll call him now.”
David goes to see Judy’s chiropractor the next day.
He comes home after the appointment feeling brand new.
He says to his wife, “I stand corrected.”
I turn heads every time I go to work.
Makes sense, I’m a chiropractor.
A lawyer is waiting in a long queue.
He feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders.
He turns around. “What do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m a chiropractor, I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting.”
“Well, I’m a lawyer, but do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?”
Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?
Because he had Bach problems.
Police are asking the public to be on the look out for a homicidal chiropractor.
They said that the best line of defense is to watch your back.
Why was the chiropractor a good interrogator?
He always got the suspect to crack.
I go to the chiropractor because my wife told me to.
At least I assume that’s what she meant when she said, “Prove to me you have a spine.”
My chiropractor said he couldn’t decide which vertebrae to crack.
Guess he had a bone to pick with me.
My dad works as a chiropractor and sees two patients at once.
Back to back.
My chiropractor says I have the spine of a 60 year old.
I still have my own spine too, but it’s good to have a spare.
A man walks into a chiropractor’s office and says, “Doc, you’ve got to help me… I think I’m a moth.”
The doctor says, “I can’t help you, youve got to see a psychiatrist.”
The man says, “Yes, I know.”
“Then why did you come here?”
“The light was on.”
I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight but my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.
He was kinda cute too.
A man returns to his chiropractor.
“Back again?”
What do you call a back doctor in Egypt?
A Cairo-practor.
Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?
Because he didn’t know what alignment.
What’s a chiropractor’s busiest day?.
Throwback Thursday.
Wife: I’m just going to the chiropractor so he can fix my back.
Husband: Ask him to sort out your front while you’re there.
Three people, each with a different profession discuss their job titles.
“I’m a chiropractor,” says the first, “or ‘chiro’ for short.”
“I’m a physiotherapist,” says the second, “or ‘physio’ for short.”
“I’m a psychologist,” says the third. “Can we talk about something else?”
So I’m sitting on the side of the road, car broken down, when a guy pulls up to me.
He gets out and asks if I need help.
I said, “Sure, if you can fix it.”
He walks around back and kicks the bumper, slams his fist on the trunk, and twists the gas gap a bunch of times.
Then he walks around to the side, opens the door, and slams it shut a few times, then pulls on the front handle for about a minute.
He asks me to try it again, and sure enough it starts.
I ask him, “Is it fixed?”
He says, “No, I tricked the car into thinking it works again.”
I say, “Wow, you’re not too bad of a bad mechanic.”
Confused, he says, “Mechanic? No… I’m a chiropractor.”
Have you heard of the good-looking chiropractor who fixes neck injuries?
She’s a head turner.
I never trust chiropractors.
They always talk behind your back.
Why aren’t chiropractors allowed to start bar tabs at honkey-tonks?
Because chiropractors have been manipulating joints for years.
Chiropractor One Liners
I had a hunch that I wouldn’t like the chiropractor, but he fixed my posture so I stand corrected.
Every time go to a new chiropractor I have to tell them my twisted back story.
I seriously considered becoming a chiropractor but it sounded like back breaking work.
If a chiropractor misses work do they get back pay?
I left work for a chiropractor appointment but then went straight back.
I used to date this pirate chiropractor but she was holding me back.
Studies show regular patients of chiropractors are less likely to need to see therapists due to being so well adjusted.
I stopped going to my chiropractor but then I figured I’d give him another crack at me.
I broke up with my chiropractic girlfriend because she was too manipulative.
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