Animal Jokes Archives

There’s no half-assed attempts at funny donkey jokes and puns here! In fact, we’re sure you’ll find them all highly a-mule-sing and will bray with laughter!

Halloween is the purr-fect time to tell these funny black cat jokes and puns! There are a fur few jokes here but we’ll sure you’ll agree they’re all paw-some!

We’re not shellfish enough to not bring you these funny shrimp jokes and puns! We had to share them with you because they’re shrimp-ly the best!

To all intents and porpoises these are the funniest dolphin jokes and puns you’ll find. We’re sure they’re bound to click with you!

We thought we’d earn our stripes by bringing you these funny zebra jokes and puns. No horsing around here – these are truly funny jokes!

We wouldn’t be shellfish enough to keep these funny lobster jokes and puns to ourselves. Which is lucky for you because they’re sure to claws lots of laughter!

They say time flies when you’re having fun. Well, you’re sure to have fun with these hilarious fly jokes and puns! They’re bound to give you a buzz!

It would be shellfish of us not to share these funny crab jokes and puns with you! After all, they’re crab-tivating so you’re sure to like them!

We were a little nervous about bringing you these funny butterfly jokes and puns. Then we realized they’re so funny there’s nothing to worry about, and the butterflies in our stomach disappeared!

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again because it bears repeating: we love funny parrot jokes and puns! And these ones fit the bill perfectly!

We take great pride in bringing you our favorite funny lion jokes and puns that are sure to have you roaring with laughter!

You’re sure to fang us for bringing you these funny snake puns and jokes because they’re asp-solutely hissterical!

There’s no flies on us – we’ve scoured the web looking for the funniest spider puns and jokes, and here they are!

We’re going to stick our neck out and say these are the funniest giraffe puns and jokes you’ll find! They’re head and shoulders above the rest!

There’s no monkey business going on here, only the funniest monkey puns and jokes! You’d have to be bananas to give them a miss!

There’d be pandamonium if we didn’t bring you this collection of our favorite funny panda puns and jokes! And we couldn’t bear that!

I’m so sure you’ll love these hilarious llama puns and jokes that if you don’t, alpaca my bags and leave, no probllama!

Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? Only a collection of the funniest whale puns and jokes. You’re sure to have a whale of a time reading them!

There’s nothing fowl about these funny turkey jokes and puns, they’re hilarious! And the good news is that we’ve stuffed as many of them in as we can fit!

We definitely didn’t wing it as far as these funny bird jokes and puns are concerned! We spent a lot of time making sure they were eggs-actly what you’re looking for.

There’s nothing unbearable about this hilarious collection of funny bear jokes & puns! They’re worthy of a round of app-paws!

The ant-icipation is finally over – here is our collection of the most hilarious ant jokes and puns! You’re sure to enjoy them – they’re excell-ant!

Here’s a fantastic selection of snappy crocodile and alligator jokes and puns for you to enjoy. There’s definitely no crocks here!

These funny duck jokes and puns are sure to quack you up! They’re top of the bill!

We’ve been a hive of activity gathering them together, so make a beeline for these funny bee jokes and puns!

These funny frog jokes and puns are toad-ally awesome! So what are you waiting for – hop to it and check them out!

We’ve hen-thusiastically laid out all our favorite funny chicken jokes and puns in this eggs-cellent collection!

Shell-ebrate humor with these turtley awesome turtle puns! They’re sure to bring you out of your shell, so don’t be slow – read them now!

These hilariously funny elephant puns are truly unforgettable so don’t be a Dumbo – check them out right now. Ivory much doubt you’ll be disappointed!

Excuse us for butting in but we’re not kidding, these goat puns are definitely the Greatest Of All Time.

Funny dinosaur puns will never be extinct. And they’re certainly not dino-boring! So here’s a collection of all our favorites.

We’re not trying to stirrup trouble, but we reckon these are the best horse jokes and puns you’ll find.

Out of all the various animal jokes, we think cat puns and jokes are just purr-fect! Seriously, we’re not kitten you.

Dogs are incredibly cute and funny. And while this collection of dog jokes and puns might not be cute they’re definitely funny too. You’d have to be barking mad not to find them hilarious.

If you wallaby a comedian, then you’d better hop to it and study these funny kangaroo jokes!

You’d have to be nuts not to laugh at these funny squirrel jokes! They can be a bit of a “gray” area, but once you’ve “red” these ones, you’ll know what we mean!

We don’t know about you, but we’re hooked on funny fishing jokes. Even if you’re not, we think you’ll fall for these particular funny fishing jokes hook, line and sinker.

Some-fin tells us you’re going to like these jaws-ome shark jokes!

Holy cow! Run these udderly hilarious cow puns pasteurise and milk them for all they’re worth! Make no mi-steak, you’ll have no beef with them.

There’s no ham-fisted attempts at funny pig jokes here. We are hogging all the best ones though, so we’re sure you won’t be boar-ed!

Owls are known for their wisdom. LaffGaff are known for their jokes. Put them together and you get this collection of wise-cracking owl jokes!