Funny Yo Mama So Short JokesA collection of the best Yo Mama So Short jokes

A sure-fire way to get someone's back up is to have a go at their Mom! And so if you need some insults ready to hand, then Yo Mama jokes are some of the best around. Here's a selection of funny Yo Mama So Short jokes...

Enjoy!


Yo Mama so short...

Yo Mama so small her best friend is an ant.

Yo Momma so short she has to hold a sign up that says, "Don't spit, I can't swim".

Yo Mama so small she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.

Yo Mama so small you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo Momma so short she does back flips under the bed.

Yo Mama so small she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare.

Yo Mama so small even when she smokes weed she can't get high.

Yo Momma so short she doesn't have to open the door to get in the house.

Yo Mama so small she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo Mama so small she doesn't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo Mama so small she drives a toy car.

Yo Momma so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.

Yo Mama so small she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo Mama so small she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo Momma so short she needs a stool to pick her nose.

Yo Momma so short she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo Mama so small she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress.

Yo Mama so small she can sit on a penny and swing her legs.

Yo Momma so short she ties her shoelaces while standing up.

Yo Mama so small she uses a sock for a sleeping bag.

Yo Mama so small she takes a shower in a rain drop.

Yo Momma so short she uses a toothpick as a pool cue.

Yo Mama so small she plays soccer with atoms.

Yo Mama so small she's a teller at a piggy bank.

Yo Mama so small she's Mini-Me's Mini-Me.

Yo Momma so short when it rains, she's always the last to know.

Yo Mama so small her head smells like feet.

Yo Mama so small she can do limbo under the door.

Yo Mama so small she got ran over by a Hot Wheel.

Yo Mama so small she poses for trophies.


Yo Momma So Short Jokes

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