Funny Yo Mama So Short JokesA collection of the best Yo Mama So Short jokes

A sure-fire way to get someone's back up is to have a go at their Mom! And so if you need some insults ready to hand, then Yo Mama jokes are some of the best around. Here's a selection of funny Yo Mama So Short jokes...


Yo Mama so short...

her best friend is an ant.

she has to hold a sign up that says, "Don't spit, I can't swim".

she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.

you can see her feet on her driver's license.

she does back flips under the bed.

she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare.

even when she smokes weed she can't get high.

she doesn't have to open the door to get in the house.

she can hang glide on a Dorito.

she doesn't roll dice, she pushes them.

she drives a toy car.

when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.

she has to cuff her underwear.

she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

she needs a stool to pick her nose.

she does pull-ups on a staple.

she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress.

she can sit on a penny and swing her legs.

she ties her shoelaces while standing up.

she uses a sock for a sleeping bag.

she takes a shower in a rain drop.

she uses a toothpick as a pool cue.

she plays soccer with atoms.

she's a teller at a piggy bank.

she's Mini-Me's Mini-Me.

when it rains, she's always the last to know.

her head smells like feet.

she can do limbo under the door.

she got ran over by a Hot Wheel.

she poses for trophies.

Yo Momma So Short Jokes

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