Yo Mama So Poor JokesA collection of really funny Yo Mama So Poor jokes

We've published collections of Yo Mama jokes before, and here's another one to enrich your arsenal of insults - a selection of Yo Mama So Poor jokes.

All our favorite examples are here, so please enjoy them...


Yo Mama So Poor ...

Yo Mama so poor a tornado hit your house and did 10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

Yo Mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo Mama so poor children from Africa send her money.

Yo Momma so poor ducks throw bread at her.

Yo Momma so poor her address is This Side Up.

Yo Mama so poor her doormat doesn't say, "Welcome", it says, "Welfare."

Yo Mama so poor her face is on the front of the food stamp card.

Yo Mama so poor her front door and back door are the same thing.

Yo Momma so poor her T.V. only has two channels: ON and OFF.

Yo Mama so poor I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "Just pick a corner."

Yo Momma so poor I saw her banging on a trash can and when I asked her what she was doing, she said her kids locked her out.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo Momma so poor I saw her walking down the street I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said no she just found one.

Yo Mama so poor I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the light?"

Yo Mama so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.

Yo Mama so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money.

Yo Mama so poor she can't afford a free sample.

Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.

Yo Mama so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

Yo Momma so poor she couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you.

Yo Momma so poor she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.

Yo Momma so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry.

Yo Mama so poor she married young just to get the rice.

Yo Momma so poor she took out a 2nd mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo Mama so poor she washes paper plates.

Yo Mama so poor the birds throw bread at her.

Yo Mama so poor the only time she gets a shower is when it rains.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo Mama so poor when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"

Yo Mama so poor when she gets mad she can't afford to fly off the handle so she has to Greyhound off the handle.

Yo Mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.

Yo Mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.


Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

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