Yo Mama So Poor Jokes
We've published collections of Yo Mama jokes before, and here's another one to enrich your arsenal of insults - a selection of Yo Mama So Poor jokes.
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Yo Mama So Poor ...
A tornado hit your house and did 10,000 dollars worth of improvement.
Burglars break in her house and leave money.
Children from Africa send her money.
Ducks throw bread at her.
Her address is This Side Up.
Her doormat doesn't say, "Welcome", it says, "Welfare."
Her face is on the front of the food stamp card.
Her front door and back door are the same thing.
Her T.V. only has two channels: ON and OFF.
I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "Just pick a corner."
I saw her banging on a trash can and when I asked her what she was doing, she said her kids locked her out.
I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
I saw her walking down the street I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said no she just found one.
I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the light?"
I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
Nigerian scammers wire HER money.
She can't afford a free sample.
She can’t afford to pay attention.
She can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
She couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
She's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
She has to hang her toilet paper out to dry.
She married young just to get the rice.
She took out a 2nd mortgage on her cardboard box.
The birds throw bread at her.
The only time she gets a shower is when it rains.
When I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
When I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"
When she gets mad she can’t afford to fly off the handle so she has to Greyhound off the handle.
When she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo Mama So Poor Jokes
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