Funny Yo Mama So Old Jokes
Yo mama so old, but these jokes definitely aren't!
After all, funny jokes never get old, do they?
And they don't come any more mirth-inducing than these classic examples of Yo Mama So Old jokes.
Yo Momma so old ...
I told her to act her age and she died.
Eve slapped her for making out with Adam.
her birth-certificate expired.
she watches the History Channel to see if she's on.
she rode dinosaurs to school.
she sat next to Moses in third grade.
her memory is in black and white.
she remembers Fifty Cent when he was a penny.
when she went to the museum, the mummies took selfies with her and said DAYUM!
Jurassic Park brought back memories.
she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
she babysat Adam and Eve.
the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.
her breast milk is powder.
she was a crossing guard for when Moses parted the red sea.
she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
she went to an antique store and they wouldn’t let her leave.
she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
she went to an antique auction and three people bid on her.
that she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.
that when i took a picture of her it came out black and white.
when I asked her age, she said, "I can't count that high."
that when she was in school there was no history class.
the back of her head looks like a raisin.
they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.
when God said “Let there be light”, she turned on the switch.
when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
she owes Jesus a quarter.
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