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Yo mama so old, but these jokes definitely aren't!

After all, funny jokes never get old, do they?

And they don't come any more mirth-inducing than these classic examples of Yo Mama So Old jokes.

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Yo Momma so old ...

Yo Mama so old I told her to act her age and she died.

Yo Mama so old Eve slapped her for making out with Adam.

Yo Mama so old God signed her yearbook.

Yo Momma so old her birth-certificate expired.

Yo Momma so old she watches the History Channel to see if she's on.

Yo Momma so old she was Eve.

Yo Mama so old her butt crack sealed.

Yo Mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.

Yo Momma so old she sat next to Moses in third grade.

Yo Mama so old her memory is in black and white.

Yo Momma so old she remembers Fifty Cent when he was a penny.

Yo Mama so old when she went to the museum, the mummies took selfies with her and said DAYUM!

Yo Mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo Mama so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo Momma so old she babysat Adam and Eve.

Yo Mama so old she farts dust.

Yo Mama so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo Momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo Momma so old she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.

Yo Mama so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.

Yo Mama so old her breast milk is powder.

Yo Momma so old she was a crossing guard for when Moses parted the red sea.

Yo Mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo Mama so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn’t let her leave.

Yo Momma so old she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo Mama so old she went to an antique auction and three people bid on her.

Yo Momma so old that she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.

Yo Mama so old that when i took a picture of her it came out black and white.

Yo Mama so old when I asked her age, she said, "I can't count that high."

Yo Momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin.

Yo Mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.

Yo Mama so old when God said "Let there be light", she turned on the switch.

Yo Mama so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo Momma so old she owes Jesus a quarter.


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