Yellow Teeth Jokes
Yellow teeth jokes are rotten! Not really - not these ones anyway.
We pulled together the best jokes we could find so you won't need the laughing gas.
So we hope you enjoy our collection of funny yellow teeth jokes.
The dentist replies, "How about a brown tie?"
Finally, they get so bad that she plucks up the courage to go and get them cleaned.
As the dentist is getting ready to clean them, he realizes she's a bit nervous about it, so he starts telling her a joke story as he puts on his surgical gloves.
He says to her, "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
The little old lady replies, "No, I don't have any idea."
"Well," the dentist says, "Down in Mexico they have this big building that's got a large tank of latex in it. The workers are all picked according to the size of their hands and each person walks up to the tank and dips their hands in it. Then they walk around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods' crate and start the process all over again."
The little old lady doesn't laugh one bit at this but the dentist starts cleaning her teeth anyway.
He's only been cleaning them for a couple of minutes though, when he has to stop because she bursts out laughing.
The dentist asks the little old lady what she's laughing at.
She replies, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"
As the girl smiles at him in the candlelight, he says "Oh, I see you're a smoker."
She laughs a little nervously, "Why have I got yellow teeth?"
He says, "No, the candle just set your cardigan alight."
They're all yellow.
When the dentist bends over her to begin to work, she grabs his testicles.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've grabbed my private area."
The little old lady replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we?"
She says to the dentist, "I'm very nervous because this is my first extraction."
The dentist replies, "Oh, don't worry. This is my first extraction too."
In order to show the students the types of bacteria found in the human mouth, the teacher gets them to take scrapings from between their own teeth and analyze them under the microscope.
One girl is struggling to identify the bacteria she's scraped from between her teeth, so the teacher takes a look.
He has one look and then stares disgustedly at the puzzled girl, as he says, "Those are sperm cells."
A little plaque.
Yellow Teeth Jokes
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