Yellow teeth jokes are rotten (although there are things you can do about them)! Not really – not these ones anyway. We pulled together the best jokes we could find so you won’t need the laughing gas.
So we hope you enjoy our collection of funny yellow teeth jokes and don’t find them as painful as …. well, pulling teeth!
11 Hilarious Yellow Teeth Jokes
This guy goes to see his dentist and asks him, “What’s the best thing for yellow teeth?”
The dentist replies, “How about a brown tie?”
This little old lady hasn’t been to see the dentist for years because she’s afraid, so her teeth are all yellow and dirty.
Finally, they get so bad that she plucks up the courage to go and get them cleaned.
As the dentist is getting ready to clean them, he realizes she’s a bit nervous about it, so he starts telling her a joke story as he puts on his surgical gloves.
He says to her, “Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?”
The little old lady replies, “No, I don’t have any idea.”
“Well,” the dentist says, “Down in Mexico they have this big building that’s got a large tank of latex in it. The workers are all picked according to the size of their hands and each person walks up to the tank and dips their hands in it. Then they walk around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big ‘Finished Goods’ crate and start the process all over again.”
The little old lady doesn’t laugh one bit at this but the dentist starts cleaning her teeth anyway.
He’s only been cleaning them for a couple of minutes though, when he has to stop because she bursts out laughing.
The dentist asks the little old lady what she’s laughing at.
She replies, “I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!”
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
A guy goes on a date with a girl. They go for a meal at a restaurant.
As the girl smiles at him in the candlelight, he says “Oh, I see you’re a smoker.”
She laughs a little nervously, “Why have I got yellow teeth?”
He says, “No, the candle just set your cardigan alight.”
My friend’s girlfriend has got Coldplay teeth.
They’re all yellow.
A little old lady goes to the dentist to get her old, yellow teeth cleaned.
When the dentist bends over her to begin to work, she grabs his testicles.
The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve grabbed my private area.”
The little old lady replies, “Yes. We’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?”
A young woman goes to the dentist to get a rotten, yellow tooth removed.
She says to the dentist, “I’m very nervous because this is my first extraction.”
The dentist replies, “Oh, don’t worry. This is my first extraction too.”
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.
A high school biology class are analyzing bacteria under the microscope.
In order to show the students the types of bacteria found in the human mouth, the teacher gets them to take scrapings from between their own teeth and analyze them under the microscope.
One girl is struggling to identify the bacteria she’s scraped from between her teeth, so the teacher takes a look.
He has one look and then stares disgustedly at the puzzled girl, as he says, “Those are sperm cells.”
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she spits she spits butter.
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