The Worst Jokes Ever!

We think these jokes might just be the worst jokes ever.

We’ve evaluated thousands of jokes in our quest to bring you the funniest jokes around, and these are the worst we’ve found.

They’re truly groan-worthy but we thought we’d share them with you on a dedicated page of their own.

Enjoy! (If you can…)

A man wakes up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouts, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”

The doctor replies, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut off your arms!”

Two Antennas - One of the worst jokes ever

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkly?

Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Two Cannibals - Worst Joke

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

What’s stucco?

What happens when you step in bubblegummo.

Wanna Hear A Joke

Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind, it’s tearable.

Don’t try and write with a broken pencil.

It’s pointless.

Worst Jokes Ever

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