I went for a job interview today.
The interviewer said to me, “What would you say your greatest weakness is?”
I said, “I think I’d have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength.”
My boss pulled up to work in a beautiful new top-of-the-range car today.
I complimented him on it and he said to me, “Well, if you get your head down and work hard, set goals and stay committed to them, be determined and work long hours….
Maybe next year I can get an even better one.”
I went for a job interview today and the interviewer said to me, “According to your CV, you’re really quick at mental arithmetic.”
I said, “Yes, that’s right.”
He asked me, “Okay, what’s eighteen multiplied by nineteen?”
I replied, “Thirty nine.”
He said, “No, that’s not even close.”
I said, “No, but it was quick.”
A doctor is at a party where he gets to talking to a lawyer friend. He tells the lawyer how sick he is of his friends always asking him for free medical advice.
The lawyer says, “Just to what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox.”
The doctor says he’ll give this a try and thanks his lawyer friend.
When the doctor gets home, he finds a bill in the mailbox from his lawyer.