I went for a job interview yesterday. The interviewer asked me what my biggest weakness was.
I said, “My honesty.”
He said, “I don’t think that’s a weakness.”
I said, “I don’t care what you think.”
I went for a job interview today and the interviewer said to me, “According to your CV, you’re really quick at mental arithmetic.”
I said, “Yes, that’s right.”
He asked me, “Okay, what’s eighteen multiplied by nineteen?”
I replied, “Thirty nine.”
He said, “No, that’s not even close.”
I said, “No, but it was quick.”
A doctor is at a party where he gets to talking to a lawyer friend. He tells the lawyer how sick he is of his friends always asking him for free medical advice.
The lawyer says, “Just to what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox.”
The doctor says he’ll give this a try and thanks his lawyer friend.
When the doctor gets home, he finds a bill in the mailbox from his lawyer.
Working in a call center can be tough, dealing with customers and queries all day long all while having to maintain a professional and friendly manner. While it may not be the greatest job in the world (though no doubt some people love it), it can still have its funny side. With that in mind, here’s a collection of our favorite funny call center jokes.