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My Greatest Strength

I went for a job interview today.

The interviewer said to me, “What would you say your greatest weakness is?”

I said, “I think I’d have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength.”

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Biggest Weakness

I went for a job interview today.

The interviewer asked me, “What’s your biggest weakness?”

I said, “Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”

The interviewer asked, “Could you give me an example?”

I said, “Yes, I could.”

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New Car

My boss pulled up to work in a beautiful new top-of-the-range car today.

I complimented him on it and he said to me, “Well, if you get your head down and work hard, set goals and stay committed to them, be determined and work long hours….

Maybe next year I can get an even better one.”

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I’m Responsible!

I went for a job interview today and the guy interviewing me told me they were looking for someone responsible.

I said, “In that case, I’m your guy. In my last job, every time something went wrong they said I was responsible.”

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Funny Business Jokes

Business Jokes

Humor is a great way to get through the boring days in work, especially business jokes that make you see the funny side of the world of work.

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