What Do You Call JokesWhat Do You Call jokes are short question and answer jokes and are one of the most popular forms of quick fire jokes.

They are especially popular with kids, probably because of their brevity and how easy they are to remember and tell.

Here is a selection of our favorite examples of What Do you Call jokes…

What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

Manuel

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas

What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

An unaware wolf

What do you call a man with a wig on his head?

Aaron

What do you call a Vicar on a moped?

Rev

What do you call a Sikh trapeze artist?

Balan Singh

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a skunk who flies a helicopter?

A smelly-copter

What do you call a man in a brown paper suit?

Russell

What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?

The head

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Flop

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head?

Claude

What do you call a women who throws her bills on the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with a plank on his head?

Edward

What do you call man driving a truck?

Laurie

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head?

Carol

What do you call a man with a crane on his head?

Derek

What do you call a woman with a pole either side of her?

Annette

What do you call a woman with slates on her head

Ruth

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear

What do you call a man with a stamp on his head?

Frank

What do you call a woman with one leg either side of a river?

Bridgette

What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head?

Shelley

What do you call a man with a kilt on his head?

Scott

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Pork chop

What do you call a man who with a coat on his head?

Mac

What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buffa-loan

What do you call a man who with two coats on his head?

Max

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren

What do you call a man who can’t stand up?

Neil

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhesaurus

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that lies on the floor?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

What do you call two men standing in the window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?

A Swiss Army wife

What do you call a girl with a sunlamp on her head?

Tanya

What do you call a man who likes gardening?

Herb

What do you call a flower under your nose?

Tulips

What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head?

Adele

What do you call a man who’s been buried for ten years?

Pete

What do you call a man who’s not religious?

Godfrey

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse

What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head?

Brenda

What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?

An ambulance

What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

A chipmonk

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a man with a piece of meat on his head?

Hahmed

What do you call one cow spying on another?

A steak out

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

John

What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

A pinch-hitter

What do you call a man with two pieces of meat on his head?

Mohammed

What do you call a woman sitting in a bath of Martini?

Olive

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?

Kitty

What do you call a woman sitting on a loaf of bread?

Marge

What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head?

Beatrix

What do you call a man with a map on his head?

Miles

What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head while holding a pool cue?

Beatrix Potter.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow with one leg?

A steak

What do you call a cow that’s shaky?

Beef jerky

What do you call a man stuffed in a mailbox?

Bill

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk

What do you call a policeman in bed?

An undercover detective

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A stick

What do you call a Mexican leaving the hospital?

Manuel

What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?

An Orca-stra

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

What do you call two burglars?

A pair of knickers

What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?

Santaclaustrophobia

What do you call a troll who tries very hard?

An ogre-achiever

What do you call a solitary shark?

A “lone” shark

What do you call a zebra with no stripes?

A horse

What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What do you call a ten-foot high stack of frogs?

A toad-em pole

What do you call a law student who tries to sue himself?

Self tort

What do you call a man that sleeps outside on the lawn?

Dewey

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do you call a wizard who takes a non-magical person into the wizarding world?

A smuggler

What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

A cauliflower

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic

What do you call a turtle that flies?

A shell-icopter

What Do You Call Jokes

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