Enjoy this selection of the best What Do You Call jokesWhat Do You Call Jokes

What Do You Call jokes are short question and answer jokes and are one of the most popular forms of quick fire jokes.

They are especially popular with kids, probably because of their brevity and how easy they are to remember and tell.

Here is a selection of our favorite examples of What Do you Call jokes.



What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?

Manuel


What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug


What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas


What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

An unaware wolf


What do you call a man with a wig on his head?

Aaron


What do you call a Vicar on a moped?

Rev


What do you call a Sikh trapeze artist?

Balan Singh


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese


What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

Father-in-law


What do you call a skunk who flies a helicopter?

A smelly-copter


What do you call a man in a brown paper suit?

Russell


What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?

The head


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Flop


What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff



What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head?

Claude


What do you call a women who throws her bills on theĀ fire?

Bernadette


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob


What do you call a man with a plank on his head?

Edward


What do you call a man driving a truck?

Laurie


What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack


What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head?

Carol


What do you call a man with a crane on his head?

Derek


What do you call a woman with a pole either side of her?

Annette


What do you call a woman with slates on her head

Ruth


What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear


What do you call a man with a stamp on his head?

Frank


What do you call a woman with one leg either side of a river?

Bridgette


What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head?

Shelley


What do you call a man with a kilt on his head?

Scott


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Pork chop


What do you call a man who with a coat on his head?

Mac


What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buffa-loan


What do you call a man who with two coats on his head?

Max


What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren


What do you call a man who can't stand up?

Neil


What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhesaurus


What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that lies on the floor?

Matt


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea


What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh


What do you call two men standing in the window?

Kurt and Rod


What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen


What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knifeĀ in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?

A Swiss Army wife


What do you call a girl with a sunlamp on her head?

Tanya


What do you call a man who likes gardening?

Herb


What do you call a flower under your nose?

Tulips


What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head?

Adele


What do you call a man who's been buried for ten years?

Pete


What do you call a man who's not religious?

Godfrey


What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse


What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head?

Brenda


What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?

An ambulance


What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

A chipmonk


What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse


What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto


What do you call a man with a piece of meat on his head?

Hahmed


What do you call one cow spying on another?

A steak out


What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

John



What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

A pinch-hitter


What do you call a man with two pieces of meat on his head?

Mohammed


What do you call a woman sitting in a bath of Martini?

Olive


What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?

Kitty


What do you call a woman sitting on a loaf of bread?

Marge


What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head?

Beatrix


What do you call a man with a map on his head?

Miles


What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head while holding a pool cue?

Beatrix Potter.


What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.


What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef


What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef


What do you call a cow with one leg?

A steak


What do you call a cow that's shaky?

Beef jerky


What do you call a man stuffed in a mailbox?

Bill


What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk


What do you call a policeman in bed?

An undercover detective


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick


What do you call a Mexican leaving the hospital?

Manuel


What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?

An Orca-stra


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer


What do you call two burglars?

A pair of knickers


What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?

Santaclaustrophobia


What do you call a troll who tries very hard?

An ogre-achiever


What do you call a solitary shark?

A "lone" shark


What do you call a zebra with no stripes?

A horse


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore


What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck


What do you call a ten-foot high stack of frogs?

A toad-em pole


What do you call a law student who tries to sue himself?

Self tort


What do you call a man that sleeps outside on the lawn?

Dewey


What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business


What do you call a wizard who takes a non-magical person into the wizarding world?

A smuggler


What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

A cauliflower


What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic


What do you call a turtle that flies?

A shell-icopter


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