Funny Turtle Puns
It'd be turtle-ly remiss of us not to bring you this collection of fabulously funny turtle puns.
So we thought we'd better come out of shell and not be slow in getting them to you.
And so here they are - enjoy!
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
With shell phones.
A turtle neck jumper.
I had a shell of a time.
To get to the Shell station.
Because they have turtle recall.
A snapping turtle.
A turtle disaster.
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A slow cooker.
They have a shell-ebration.
A slow poke.
It tortoise nothing.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" the party host asked him angrily when he arrived.
"I'm a snail," the man replied.
"What a load of rubbish!" shouted the host. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?"
"You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."
To the shell-block.
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