Tell Me A Joke

Tell Me A Joke - Funny Jokes To TellSo you're looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you're in luck because you've come to just the right place.

Whether you're a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we've got it covered.

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Random Jokes From LaffGaff

Moving Fox

A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he rings the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he's found. She says, "Oh, that's horrible. Are they moving?" The guy replies, "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Fortune Teller

"I can see you standing in front of a log cabin in the middle of a huge storm, and fir trees are standing behind you," said the old gypsy woman, staring into her crystal ball. I said, "I think that's actually a snow globe you've picked up there."

Really Bad News

I was in the hospital visiting a friend today and I couldn't help overhearing a doctor say to one of the other patients, "I have some bad news, and some really bad news." The patient asked, "What's the bad news?" The doctor replied, "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient said, "Oh my god! And what's the really bad news?" The doctor said, "I should have told you yesterday."

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