Tell Me A Joke
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Whether you're a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we've got it covered.
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Random Jokes From LaffGaff
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs.
So he rings the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he's found.
She says, "Oh, that's horrible. Are they moving?"
The guy replies, "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment ...
Is that when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
"I can see you standing in front of a log cabin in the middle of a huge storm, and fir trees are standing behind you," said the old gypsy woman, staring into her crystal ball.
I said, "I think that's actually a snow globe you've picked up there."
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose.
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
I had unprotected phone sex once.
Now I've got hearing aids.
I often say to myself...
"I can't believe that cloning machine actually worked."
My friend said to me that onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a coconut in his face.
My wife said she's leaving me because I think I'm a supermarket cashier.
I said, "Would you like any help with your packing?"
I was in the hospital visiting a friend today and I couldn't help overhearing a doctor say to one of the other patients, "I have some bad news, and some really bad news."
The patient asked, "What's the bad news?"
The doctor replied, "You only have 24 hours to live."
The patient said, "Oh my god! And what's the really bad news?"
The doctor said, "I should have told you yesterday."
3D printers are now printing guns.
That's nothing though.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
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