Tell Me A Joke
So you're looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you're in luck because you've come to just the right place.
Whether you're a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we've got it covered.
Here's a selection of random jokes from our huge database. Refresh the page if you want to see more.
Random Jokes From LaffGaff
My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date.
They said she was imaginary.
Well the jokes on them - they're imaginary too.
I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what freaked him out more - my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
I love selling stuff on eBay to people who don't know me.
I've sold the same homing pigeon 24 times now.
I went for a job interview today and the interviewer said to me, "According to your CV, you're really quick at mental arithmetic."
I said, "Yes, that's right."
He asked me, "Okay, what's eighteen multiplied by nineteen?"
I replied, "Thirty nine."
He said, "No, that's not even close."
I said, "No, but it was quick."
My wife said she's leaving me because I think I'm a supermarket cashier.
I said, "Would you like any help with your packing?"
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump's wall.
On the condition he gets to install windows.
I often say to myself...
"I can't believe that cloning machine actually worked."
My IQ test result just came in and I'm really relieved.
Thank God it came back negative.
My friend asked me if the Star Wars movies are 3D.
I said, "Yes, but they R2D2."
I asked a New Zealander friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had.
He started counting but he fell asleep.
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