Tell Me A Joke
So you're looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you're in luck because you've come to just the right place.
Whether you're a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we've got it covered.
Here's a selection of random jokes from our huge database. Refresh the page if you want to see more.
Random Jokes From LaffGaff
I joined a gym and said to the trainer, "I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?"
He said, "Try the ATM outside".
Men at 25 play football.
Men at 40 play tennis.
Men at 60 play golf.
Have you noticed how as you get older your balls get smaller?
I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that the moment she walks through the door...
the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.
I was walking through town today when I walked past a brothel that had gone out of business.
The sign said, "Beat it. We're closed."
I was walking through town the other day when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.
I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.
My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....
I think he meant well.
My stoner friend used my To-do list as a blunt wrap earlier today.
He was high on my list of priorities.
If anyone ever asks you to spell "part" backwards don't do it.
It's a trap.
19 and 20 had a fight.
I was talking to this blonde girl in a bar last night and I told her I could guess what day women were born just by feeling their boobs.
"Oh yeah?" she said, "Go on then... tell me when I was born"
After about thirty seconds of me fondling her boobs, she finally lost patience and demanded "Come on then, what day was I born?"
"Yesterday." I replied.
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