Tell Me A Joke

Tell Me A Joke - Funny Jokes To TellSo you're looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you're in luck because you've come to just the right place.

Whether you're a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we've got it covered.

Here's a selection of random jokes from our huge database. Refresh the page if you want to see more.

Random Jokes From LaffGaff

Driven Mad

It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home. "I can't talk," I said, "I'm driving." "Where are you?" she asked. She wasn't happy when I said, "The seventh tee."

Stand Up

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One child stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn't think anyone would stand up so she asked him, "Why did you stand up?" He answered, "I didn't want to leave you standing up by yourself."

Drinking With Me – Funny Sex Joke

I was having sex with my friend's wife the other evening when her phone rang. I freaked out and hurriedly started getting dressed because I could hear it was her husband. She hung up and told me not to panic - he told her he was going to be late home because he was out drinking with me.

Space Invader

One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say. It ruined our bath.

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