Tell Me A Joke

Tell Me A Joke - Funny Jokes To TellSo you're looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you're in luck because you've come to just the right place.

Whether you're a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we've got it covered.

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Random Jokes From LaffGaff

Good Reason For A Raise

A maid wanted a raise in salary so she asked the lady of the house, who replied "Give me three good reasons why you should get a raise." The maid said, "Ok. One - I can cook better than you." The lady asked, "Who told you that?" "Your husband" replied the maid. "Two - I can iron better than you." "Who told you that?" asked the lady indignantly. "Your husband" replied the maid. "Ok" said the lady. "What's the third reason?" The maid said, "Three - I'm better in bed than you." This time the lady was furious. "Did my husband tell you that?" she shouted. "No, the gardener did." The lady doubled the maid's wages instantly...

Funny Blind Date Joke

I had a blind date last night but before it I was worried what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there's an app for just that situation. It's called "Mom Are You Ok" and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date. If you like her, you just ignore your phone. If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?" It works every time, no worries. So anyway, I knocked on the girl's door and it turns out I needn't have worried at all. She was absolutely gorgeous and stunning! But just when I was about to speak to her, her phone rang. She answered it and said, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"

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