Tell Me A Joke
So you're looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you're in luck because you've come to just the right place.
Whether you're a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we've got it covered.
Here's a selection of random jokes from our huge database. Refresh the page if you want to see more.
Random Jokes From LaffGaff
I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite.
I ended up picking 7 Up.
My boss said to me today, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many trains have you derailed so far?"
I said, "It's hard to keep track..."
I got a job building Egyptian tombs, but it turned out to be a pyramid scheme.
I hate how funerals are usually at 9am or 10am.
I'm not a mourning person.
Give a man a gun, he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, he can rob the world.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
The English language is pretty strange and confusing.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
I've just written a song about tortillas.
Actually, it’s more of a rap.
When my wife left, I was sad and lonely.
So I went out and bought a motorbike, had sex with two prostitutes and blew a thousand dollars on drugs and alcohol.
She's going to go nuts when she gets back from work.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman uniform last night and giggled, "I'm arresting you for being too good in bed."
Two minutes later, she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.
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