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Tell Me A Joke - Funny Jokes To TellSo you're looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you're in luck because you've come to just the right place.

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Random Jokes From LaffGaff

Pampering My Girlfriend

I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that the moment she walks through the door... the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.

When Was I Born?

I was talking to this blonde girl in a bar last night and I told her I could guess what day women were born just by feeling their boobs. "Oh yeah?" she said, "Go on then... tell me when I was born" After about thirty seconds of me fondling her boobs, she finally lost patience and demanded "Come on then, what day was I born?" "Yesterday." I replied.

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