Tell Me A Joke
So you're looking for some good jokes to tell? Well, you're in luck because you've come to just the right place.
Whether you're a guy looking for funny jokes to tell a girl, or just someone looking for jokes to tell their friends, we've got it covered.
Here's a selection of random jokes from our huge database. Refresh the page if you want to see more.
Random Jokes From LaffGaff
Donald Trump is going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese if he becomes president.
He wants to make America grate again.
It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home.
"I can't talk," I said, "I'm driving."
"Where are you?" she asked.
She wasn't happy when I said, "The seventh tee."
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up.
One child stood up and the teacher was surprised.
She didn't think anyone would stand up so she asked him, "Why did you stand up?"
He answered, "I didn't want to leave you standing up by yourself."
I've just been fired from my job at Pepsi.
I tested positive for Coke.
My wife was furious with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick pan.
You can say what you like about Donald Trump ...
But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president.
If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
Beauty... beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
I was having sex with my friend's wife the other evening when her phone rang. I freaked out and hurriedly started getting dressed because I could hear it was her husband.
She hung up and told me not to panic - he told her he was going to be late home because he was out drinking with me.
One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say.
It ruined our bath.
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