If someone wants to say the word “motel” backwards…
Genie: You have 3 wishes.
Me: I’ve seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.
Genie: I promise that won’t happen. I’m so sure it won’t, I’ll give you infinite wishes if it does.
Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.
Genie: You son of a …