Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Fencing

I’ve been bored recently so I’ve decided to take up fencing.

The neighbors said they’ll call the police if I don’t put it back.

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Idiot smiley laughing at hilarious joke

How Did He Know?

The doctor said to me, “You have a severe iron deficiency.”

I said, “How did you know? I just walked in!”

He said, “Your shirt is all wrinkled.”

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Laughing at funny short joke

Crime Spree

There’s a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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