A collection of funny Star Wars jokes and punsStar Wars Jokes & Puns

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, we began collecting all the funniest Star Wars jokes and puns. And here's the results - we're sure you'll agree, they're out of this world!

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What do you call a Jedi Knight who knows how to use Photoshop?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do Tusken's cheat on their taxes?

They always single file, to hide their numbers.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?

He felt his presents.

Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

Wookieleaks.

Why were the Star Wars movies made out of order?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What do you call a Sith who won't fight?

A Sithy.

What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Where do Sith shop?

The Maul. Everything is half off.

What do you call 5 Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?

A Sith-Kabob.

If you're going for a girl that hates Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?

Darth Waiter.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the Dark Side.

Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey through the forest?

He probably just wanted a girlfriend. After all, he'd Ben Solo for so long.

How does Wicket get around Endor?

Ewoks.

Han: Are we in the right path?

Yoda: Off course, we are.

Who are the best smelling soldiers in Star Wars?

The Cologne Troopers.

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

With Ewokie Talkies.

What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?

A yo-Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?

In the Sith Grade.

How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?

He'd Wedge himself in.

What do you call a pirate droid?

Arrgghh-2-D2.

Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?

Because he's always a little short.

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper?

Charmin to the last.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

How do I like my Wookie cooked?

Chewie.

Where did Luke get his bionic hand?

The second hand store.

Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?

Pizza Hutt.

What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?

Darth Tater.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Which Star Wars character travels around the world?

Globi-wan Kenobi.

What's the Sarlacc's favorite pasta?

Fettuccine.

Why do doctors make the best Jedi?

Because a Jedi must have patience.

What would you call Padme if she was a dog?

Petme Imadoggie.

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn't Hang Solow.

How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?

With a woo-key.

A Jawa walks into a bar. What does he order?

Martini.

What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?

The Umpire Strikes Back.

Why doesn't anyone leave the poor Mustafarians alone?

They're just mining their own business.

Why did Anakin change his nickname to Skywalker?

He couldn't stand the old one Ani longer.

What do you call an invisible droid?

C-through-PO.

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?

"What is thy bidding, my master?"

Why is The Force like duct tape?

It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.

What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?

A bow tie.

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

Because he's always making new friends.

What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?

Mango Fett.

What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial?

Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

Why doesn't Darth Plagueis ever catch a cold?

He's a Muun.

What do you call an evil procrastinator?

Darth Later.

What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?

"The".

Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?

He always has the forks with him.

What do Whipids say when they kiss?

Ouch.

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan Kenobi.

What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?

An ele-vader.

What kind of money do they use in space?

Starbucks.

What did the Jedi say to the sheep?

May the force be with ewe.

Which Jedi became a rock star?

Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

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