A selection of funny mummy jokes for HalloweenFunny Mummy Jokes

You'd have to go a Pharaoh'ld way to find better mummy jokes than these. That's a dead cert. In fact, it's a wrap! So enjoy this collection of funny mummy jokes!

Happy Halloween!

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

Because they're too wrapped up in themselves.

Where do mummies go for a swim?

To the Dead Sea.

What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?

Mummy's home.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back.

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has just been discovered in Egypt.

Experts believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

What type of food do mummies like?

Chicken wraps.

What's the most important day in Egypt?

Mummy's Day.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What kind of music do mummies like best?

Wrap music.

What do you call a little monster's parents?

Mummy and Deady.

What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?

Fruit of the Tomb.

What's a mummy's favorite flower?

Chrysanthamummies.

What did the thirsty mummy do?

They put on a thirst aid bandage.

Why was the mummy so tense?

They were all wound up.

Why don't mummies have hobbies?

They're too wrapped up in their work.

Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

What's a mummy's favorite song?

Walk Like An Egyptian.

How do mummies hide?

They wear masking tape.

Why do mummies make bad gifts?

Because they're hard to unwrap.

What would you get if you crossed a yellow mummy with a green mummy?

A golden mouldy.

When do mummies eat breakfast?

Once they catch you.

What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?

Ok, that's a wrap.

Why did the mummy cross the road?

To put the chicken in their wrap.

Why do mummies make excellent spies?

They're good at keeping things under wraps.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Ragtime.

How can you tell when a mummy is stressed out?

It gets unravelled.

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