Soccer is the most popular sport in the world. And these fun soccer riddles are sure to be popular too! So give them a try now and see how many you can get.
Funny Soccer Riddles For Kids
Why is it so hot after a soccer match?
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Because there aren’t any fans.
What do you call a woman stood between two soccer goal posts?
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Annette.
Why are soccer players so good at math?
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Because they know how to use their heads.
Why did the soccer coach give all his players lighters?
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Because they lost all their matches.
What do soccer referees send during the holiday season?
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Yellow cards.
Why was the soccer pitch so wet?
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Because the players dribbled all over it.
What position does a ghost play in a soccer game?
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Ghoulie.
What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
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Penal-tea.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
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Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
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So he could tie the score.
Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?
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He was a boxer.
Where’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
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New Jersey.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
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It was tired of being kicked around.
How do birds cheer for their favorite soccer team?
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They egg them on.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
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A soccer match.
Which soccer player takes the goal home after every game?
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The goalkeeper.
What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
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A fence.
Which soccer players can jump higher than the crossbar?
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All of them. The crossbar can’t jump.
How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
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The score’s always 0-0 before the game.
What do you call a T-Rex who gets a goal?
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A dino-score.
Where do soccer players dance?
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At a soccer ball.
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