A selection of fun soccer riddles for kids (and big kids!)Soccer Riddles

Soccer is the most popular sport in the world. And these fun soccer riddles are sure to be popular too!

So give them a try now and see how many you can get.

Fun Soccer Riddles For Kids

Why is it so hot after a soccer match?

Reveal Answer
Because there aren’t any fans.
What do you call a woman stood between two soccer goal posts?

Reveal Answer
Annette.
Why are soccer players so good at math?

Reveal Answer
Because they know how to use their heads.
Why did the soccer coach give all his players lighters?

Reveal Answer
Because they lost all their matches.
What do soccer referees send during the holiday season?

Reveal Answer
Yellow cards.
Why was the soccer pitch so wet?

Reveal Answer
Because the players dribbled all over it.
What position does a ghost play in a soccer game?

Reveal Answer
Ghoulie.
What kind of tea do soccer players drink?

Reveal Answer
Penal-tea.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

Reveal Answer
Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

Reveal Answer
So he could tie the score.
Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?

Reveal Answer
He was a boxer.
Where’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?

Reveal Answer
New Jersey.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Reveal Answer
It was tired of being kicked around.
How do birds cheer for their favorite soccer team?

Reveal Answer
They egg them on.
What lights up a soccer stadium?

Reveal Answer
A soccer match.
Which soccer player takes the goal home after every game?

Reveal Answer
The goalkeeper.
What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?

Reveal Answer
A fence.
Which soccer players can jump higher than the crossbar?

Reveal Answer
All of them. The crossbar can’t jump.
How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?

Reveal Answer
The score’s always 0-0 before the game.
What do you call a T-Rex who gets a goal?

Reveal Answer
A dino-score.
Where do soccer players dance?

Reveal Answer
At a soccer ball.

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