Funny Optician Joke
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, bragging about his highly paid job and his expensive sports car.
Then he showed me a picture of his wife on his phone and said to me, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I replied, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend.”
He asked, “Why? Is she a stunner?”
I said, “No, she’s an optician.”More Funny Short Jokes