Funny Mobile Phone JokeFunny Mobile Phone Joke

“Are you serious – I can’t believe you’ve never had a mobile phone?” asked a girl I was chatting to in a nightclub.

“What if your parents died and someone needed to get hold of you?”

“Well that’s hardly likely to happen, they died 6 years ago!” I said angrily.

“Oh I’m so sorry, you still sound really hurt?” she replied. 

I said, “Of course I am, I only heard about it 2 days ago.”

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