Last night in bed my wife suggested we should try a bit of role-reversal. So I told her I had a headache.
Funny Condom Jokes Sex and bodily functions have always been a source of humor and jokes for mankind, and are a staple ingredient of many comedians’ routines, including condom jokes. It seems that most of us find sex funny for a number of different reasons – maybe because we all do it and at times we all […]
An old man and his wife go for a walk through the countryside and they come across a fence where they used to do their courting when they were younger.
Excited by the memories of their younger days, they make love furiously, with arms and legs flailing around all over the place.
When they have finished, the exhausted woman says in a surprised tone of voice, “You know, you never used to have sex with me like that 50 years ago”.
The man replies “Well, that fence wasn’t electric 50 years ago!”
My teenage daughter came home from school today and she was blazing mad.
“I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!”
I put down my newspaper and looked at her…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”