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Drinking With Me – Funny Sex Joke

I was having sex with my friend’s wife the other evening when her phone rang. I freaked out and hurriedly started getting dressed because I could hear it was her husband.

She hung up and told me not to panic – he told her he was going to be late home because he was out drinking with me.

Funny Joke

Out On The Balcony

A couple are feeling horny and fancy a quickie but their son is in the house.

However, they can’t resist their natural urges, so they tell him to go out on to the balcony and look around and tell them what’s going on in the neighborhood while they do their thing.

So the son goes out on to the balcony and begins reporting back what he sees.

“It looks like the Baileys have got a new dog.” he says

“Oh! And it seems that the Jones are moving out.” he says

Then suddenly he shouts out, “Would you look at that. Looks like the Andersons are having sex.”

The couple stop dead in their love-making, and the fathers asks the son, “How do you know the Andersons are making love?”

The son answers, “Because their kid is out on the balcony too.”

Funny Short Joke

Get Me Into Trouble

An eight-year-old boy swaggers into a bar, sits on a bar stool and says to the waitress, “I’ll have a large double brandy and a cigar.”

The waitress soon realizes the boy’s age and asks, “Do you want to get me into trouble?”

The boy replies, “Maybe later. For now, I’ll just stick with the cigar and the brandy.”

Hilarious Jokes

A Handsome Fellow

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now I know why everyone calls me handsome.