Women laughing at hilarious joke

Funny Sexual Fantasy Joke

My wife’s fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time.

She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman.

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Funny Thailand Joke

“It’s a boy!” I shouted, with tears rolling down my face. “It’s a boy! I don’t believe it!”

And it was at that point that I resolved never to visit Thailand again.

Women laughing at hilarious joke

Funny Night Sex Joke

I don’t know about you, but I hate it when I’m woken in the middle of the night for sex.

I can’t wait to get out of prison.

Funny Short Joke

Funny Spanking Joke

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed.

She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?”

The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”

Funny Joke

Funny Condom Joke

“Son, I’ve found a condom in your room.”

“Gee thanks, Grandpa!”

“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”

“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Funny Taser Joke

I met a beautiful girl down at the park today.

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we ended up having sex right there and then.

God, I love my new Taser.