Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Too Good In Bed!

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman uniform last night and giggled, “I’m arresting you for being too good in bed.”

Two minutes later, she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.

Boy laughing at short funny joke

The Biggest Ever

After sex last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”

Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.