Funny Short Joke

Funny Freudian Slip Joke

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis.

EDIT: LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.

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Funny Gag Reflex Joke

My dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex.

We laughed about it for a while.

Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists.