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The Biggest Ever

After sex last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”

Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.

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Funny Thailand Joke

“It’s a boy!” I shouted, with tears rolling down my face. “It’s a boy! I don’t believe it!”

And it was at that point that I resolved never to visit Thailand again.

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Funny Short Joke

Funny Spanking Joke

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed.

She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?”

The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”

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Funny Condom Joke

“Son, I’ve found a condom in your room.”

“Gee thanks, Grandpa!”

“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”

“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”

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Funny Taser Joke

I met a beautiful girl down at the park today.

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we ended up having sex right there and then.

God, I love my new Taser.

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