Women laughing at hilarious joke

Funny Night Sex Joke

I don’t know about you, but I hate it when I’m woken in the middle of the night for sex.

I can’t wait to get out of prison.

Funny Short Joke

Funny Spanking Joke

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed.

She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?”

The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”

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Funny Condom Joke

“Son, I’ve found a condom in your room.”

“Gee thanks, Grandpa!”

“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”

“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Funny Taser Joke

I met a beautiful girl down at the park today.

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we ended up having sex right there and then.

God, I love my new Taser.

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Really Funny Sex Joke

The other day I was having sex with this married woman when her husband came home early.

She told me I’d have to use the back door and said I’d have to be quick.

On reflection I should have just left, but it’s not every day you get an offer like that.

A collection of dirty one liners

Dirty One Liners

Enjoy this hilarious collection of the best dirty one liners. Nothing too dirty, of course, just slightly more risque than normal, so definitely not for kids!

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Funny Short Joke

Funny Freudian Slip Joke

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis.