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Run By Men

You know Apple is run by men…

When they call it an iPhone 6+ and it’s only 5.5 inches.

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Chicken And Egg

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken.

Met a girl dressed as an egg.

A question as old as time was answered.

The chicken.

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Optical Illusion

My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.

I threw my hands up and said, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like!”

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Umbrella Joke

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.

That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

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Parent’s Bedroom

The first time I had sex it was in my parent’s bedroom.

My girlfriend said, “This is a bit awkward.”

I said, “Just ignore them.”

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Like Winning The Lottery!

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them both. They said it’d be like winning the lottery.

They were right – we had six matching balls.

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Dirty Dave

Dirty Dave the flasher was thinking of retiring.

But he decided to stick it out for another year.