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Parent’s Bedroom

The first time I had sex it was in my parent’s bedroom.

My girlfriend said, “This is a bit awkward.”

I said, “Just ignore them.”

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Like Winning The Lottery!

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them both. They said it’d be like winning the lottery.

They were right – we had six matching balls.

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Dirty Dave

Dirty Dave the flasher was thinking of retiring.

But he decided to stick it out for another year.

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Charity Event

I’m holding a charity event for people who fail to reach climax during sex.

If you can’t come, let me know.