Idiot smiley laughing at hilarious joke

Charity Event

I’m holding a charity event for people who fail to reach climax during sex.

If you can’t come, let me know.

Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Too Good In Bed!

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman uniform last night and giggled, “I’m arresting you for being too good in bed.”

Two minutes later, she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.