Funny Sex JokesFunny Sex Jokes

Sex jokes are always popular. Let's face it we all have dirty minds and so we find dirty jokes about sex funny.

And so to satisfy your lust for them, we've gathered together all our favorite funny sex jokes.

We hope you have as much fun reading them as we did collecting them!

Popular Sex Jokes Pages

A selection of the very breast funny boob jokes and puns

Boob Jokes And Puns

We've juggled our options and racked up a huge set of funny boob jokes and puns just for you. Just don't milk them!

Some hilariously funny and dirty one liners

Dirty One Liners

Enjoy this hilarious collection of the best dirty one liners. These are for you if you enjoy your smutty humor.

A selection of really funny condom jokes

Condom Jokes

They may be childish and immature, but they're also absolutely hilarious! So enjoy these condom jokes.

 

All Sex Jokes

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Cure For Insomnia

I found a cure for my wife’s insomnia…

All I have to do is express a desire to have sex with her and immediately she is too tired to do anything but sleep.

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Chicken And Egg

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken.

Met a girl dressed as an egg.

A question as old as time was answered.

The chicken.

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Optical Illusion

My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.

I threw my hands up and said, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like!”

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Umbrella Joke

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.

That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

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Parent’s Bedroom

The first time I had sex it was in my parent’s bedroom.

My girlfriend said, “This is a bit awkward.”

I said, “Just ignore them.”