Funny Sex Jokes

Funny Sex JokesSex jokes are always popular. Let’s face it we all have dirty minds and so we find dirty jokes about sex funny.

And so to satisfy your lust for them, we’ve gathered together all our favorite funny sex jokes.

We hope you have as much fun reading them as we did collecting them!

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The Biggest Ever

After sex last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”

Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.

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Funny Sexual Fantasy Joke

My wife’s fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time.

She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman.

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Funny Thailand Joke

“It’s a boy!” I shouted, with tears rolling down my face. “It’s a boy! I don’t believe it!”

And it was at that point that I resolved never to visit Thailand again.

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Funny Night Sex Joke

I don’t know about you, but I hate it when I’m woken in the middle of the night for sex.

I can’t wait to get out of prison.

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Funny Spanking Joke

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed.

She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?”

The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”

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Funny Condom Joke

“Son, I’ve found a condom in your room.”

“Gee thanks, Grandpa!”

“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”

“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”

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Funny Taser Joke

I met a beautiful girl down at the park today.

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we ended up having sex right there and then.

God, I love my new Taser.